Look before you apply
The sound of my alarm clock pierced through the air like a siren. I woke up groggily… still exhausted from my battle with a vermin hours earlier. I sat on my bed, with eyes closed, re-aligning my senses… it was then I discovered I have an ulcer in my mouth.. I groped for the ulcer gel on my table, squeezed out a bit on my index finger and rubbed it inside my mouth… then I realised it tastes funny… I opened my eyes wider and look at the tube on the table…. What I saw was….
"SELLEYS KWIK GRIP CONTACT ADHESIVE"
Finger in my mouth still… *5 seconds pause*
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SUPERGLUE!!!!!
I rushed to the bathroom and flushed my mouth with gallons of water. PUIZ PUIZ PUIZ PUIZ. Wah lau… what a way to start my day manz… morale of the story…
Look before you apply.
You might ask, why didn’t I smell it before I apply? Cos I got sinus block in the morning… can’t smell anything…
June 1st, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Great Job!!!Keep it up
Was kinda disappointed dat the superglue din glue your finger to your ulcer.It could have been doubled the orgasm when you try to peel your finger away from your ulcer.Sssss…ensational feeling!
June 2nd, 2007 at 12:46 am
hey,is this true???? or is this some cock and bull story…can imagine anyone to be so…..
June 2nd, 2007 at 2:55 am
Dumbed…Say it Lorraine. = )
June 3rd, 2007 at 5:49 pm
I think it’d be cooler if you used it after u finished with the toilet.
Puts a nice twist to the term “giving someone the finger”