Razzi News

No, it’s not the question, Dino, are you gay?

And it’s no thanks
to my gay partners, Jeremy Prissybot and Johnny Virginwalker for helping
me to 宣传. Thanks, bralala(s). I promise I will tickle your chin and
pinch your butt more.

Anyway, I have posted a number of articles
that is on the topic of BGR. Firstly, I posted scandals in US but I
realised that has a lifespan-shortening effect and a reverse effect as
my friends whom I parparazzied on are keeping a parparazzi watch on me
instead.

At any one time they see me with a lady, they will whip out their camera phones and proceed to capture the "kodak moment".

This
is a role reversal of the hunter being the hunted… Bad news for me…
Then I decided to change tack to posting BGR articles from finding the
ONE to Why Ladies Likes Bad Guys. That has a more subtle effect. But
another issue inevitably creeps up, people will start asking,"Hey dino, so you have written so much stuff on BGR, I guess you are an old hand at the game of love."

*looking at my hand* hmm doesn’t look so old to me wor…

One friend told me this today,"Dino…. you are being too "auntie" liao!"
Meaning: She is telling me not to write too much stuff on L.O.V.E and in danger of becoming Auntie Agony.

Or some may ask,"Woah, dino, you are writing so much shit on BGR, is that a sign that you are ready for love or that there is THE ONE out there?"

I replied,"huh? write articles on bgr means I am ready for love? No leh, for your information, the articles ain’t about my experiences…"

"Then? Your Grandmother experiences???"

I am a paparazzi. The
articles I posted are drawn from the experiences of my friends around
me. Interestingly enough, there are a lot of "scandals" in US that
keeps me entertained and being intrigued on WHY and on HOW people behave in r/s or when they are chasing a gal.

Dano: Crap lah, that’s excuses! You just want to …. *gags Dano*

Thus
I seek the answers, posting them on my blog when I have them, (although at times, I don’t understand what the hell I am posting) in the
hope my friends around me at least have some ideas on what is going on,
either when they are seeking their mysterious ONES or having some
baffling mind boggling issues about their r/s.

That’s about it… create more scandals!

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