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Trademarks… is a virtue that I
found in many of my friends.. I define trademarks as the most common
used expression by a person whenever he/she is faced in a
helpless/potentially teasing situation.

Without further ado, I pay tribute to some of the more obvious virtues found in moi friends for their special characteristics has made them unique.

Salsa Bunny: Whenever she is agitated, her eyes will narrow and she will utter the words,"杀了你!杀了你!"

Parade commander: Whenever you forced him into a helpless situation, he will utter the words,"卡哪塞,这样都可以!" or "OH SHIT" very loudly. Incidentally, he has the loudest voice among us. So you can imagine…how loud shit is.

Lor-neng : His favorite phrase is , "ok lor"… whenever he has no objections to anything.

Miss E: Whenever you teases her, she will go,"Wey!Rubbish lor u ."

Miss Lamp: Whenever you teases her, she will laff out loud and says,"Shit you!" AND slaps you on your shoulder. *ouch*

Miss S: Whenever you tells her something interesting or gossips, she will say,"真的吗??" with her eyes, "blink blink".

Brutus: He will always exclaimed,"HOLY SHIT!" whenever he is amazed or…FXXX you when you teased him. One sure-proof way of getting his attention : Tickle his lower chin and utter the words,"ang-gu, ang-gu"

Mr Thai: He will always say the words,"mai kao chai" whenever he is baffled about something.

Miss Tomtom: Whenever you teased her, she will put her arms on her waist, glares at you and then perform her 无影掌. Or she will PIAK you with her 天魔掌.

Mr Dilbert: Whenever he saw something scandalous, he will say this to you,"来来, 看眼神,看眼神." Or whenever he got a problem with you, he will say,"You got problem with that?"

Mr
La Una: Whenever the word rueda is exclaimed, he will involuntarily do
his sha-shaying move, arms at belly level and moving in a "ponle sabor"
movement and exclaiming:"跳舞leh,跳舞leh" or "rueda leh rueda leh"

Miss Impish: Being a lady with a lot of body language expressions, one of her favorite expressions is using her delicate little hand and forming the "wah lau eh" action.

Miss L: Do not offend her, cos she will utter the words,"YOU BABI" and turns you into a piggy.

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