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When you go Macdonald to makan french fries,
you would normally just order, one packet of small/medium/large french
fries with drinks to go along. I was having dinner yesterday with 2
ladies friends of mine. Well, we decided to go to Mac for some french
fries munching.

Then one of the ladies, Miss Lamp said,"Dino, I want french fries without salt."

D: "Ok.. without salt… without oil also?"

Miss Lamp: "Without oil how to eat???? eat raw??"

D:"Oh yah hor"

Miss S: "I want coke with salt!"

*sweats*

D: "Ok, one french fries without salt and one coke with salt"

S: "How about your order?"

D: "oh yah hor, I think about it"

I proceeded to order, while keeping my fingers crossed, that the mac guy won’t look at me with the "老兄,你是不是来kiam pa" look.

I proceeded to order…

"Hi, this may sound weird, but trust me, it won’t once you understand it."

*blank look by the waiter* *he must be thinking,"gong simi jiao wuey?? wanan order quickly order"*

"I would like to have a big french fries, but WAIT *holds up my hand* no salt."

"EH?"

*See ? I told you it is weird, he EH ME!*

"F r e n c h f r i e s withhhhouttttt saltttttttt"

*3-seconds pause*

*walked off and
take the shovel (i dono what that is, but it looks like a shovel to
me), and proceeded to the basin and wash the shovel.*

For a moment, I was wondering what is he
doing… but then I realised he is fulfilling my order! I said no salt,
and the shovel has salt on it and he went to wash the shovel so that it
won’t have any salt! Bravo!

He then used the salt-free shovel and scooped up a new batch of french fries without salt. Impressive.

Then, when he came back with the french fries…

I said,"ok, thanks, can I have a green tea without ice and 1 coke, oh, another 1 more coke with SALT."

*He looks at me this time with the *chow turtle..你是不是活得不耐烦* look*

He then proceeded to take 2 cokes, 1 green tea
and hands me a packet of salt. I paid him and went off with the order,
a satisfied customer. But I could feel the daggers throwing at me by
the waiter behind.

Next time, I will try to order french fries without salt and oil….will they give me raw french fries instead? hehe

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