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The bladder fills…  A signal is sent to the brain, "Hey mate, its
pee-pee time!" I got up from walked over to gents. I have the luxury of
choosing which 马桶 to pee-pee in. Based on the toilet ethics, I chose
the furthest one inside… I shuffled my feet over…. stands in front
of it… bzzzzzzzzzz, (sound of zip being pulled down), and was about
to lower the dam walls when I noticed it.

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL COWS!

I jumped back instinctively, hit my head on the wall.

*OUCH*

with a concussion and seeing stars and birdies flying around my head,

I take a look closer…. and saw….

WTF is that?!

Just imagine, if I pee-pee on that whatever SHIT is that and

IT ACTIVATE ITS PREDATORY SENSES and ATTACK THE SOURCE OF ATTACK HEAD ON???

OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!

Without another thought and fearing for my life and little Dano, I backed off slowly, taking caution not to alert the whatever-shit-that-is. Eventually, I reached the sanctuary of my office. AH…. safe at last in the comfort of my cubicle…..

It was then I experienced a cold draft coming from below….

Shit… I forgot to zip….

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