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Recently, I have been looking at watches and have came across some interesting yet idiosyncratic design…. Here are some of the innovative and interesting watches that I have came across….

“What the hell…where’s the strap?? that’s what I said when I first laid
eyes on this time piece.  No wrist band, no magnet… nothing.  This strapless device
is held on via skin piercing. Imagine if it got ensnared in something when you are rushing…OUCH!

If you want to know if your skin is over baking under the intense heat
of the sun on a summer day at the beach, the MINOX Suntimer Wristwatch
will alert you.Enter your skin type and other required
information and this little smart device will alert you to the UV
ratings, and inform you what kind of protection you need to tote in
your summer bag; how long before you burn; and other information that
can come in handy. Great for the perfect tan on siloso beach~

And yes, your eyes are not fooling you…its a spider watch.. Go Spiderman! This  proves that if one imagines hard enough, one will
conjure up what the rest of us wouldn’t even consider.  Artist Mike
Libby of South Portland, Main has given dead bugs more time,
so-to-speak. Libby has turned insects into decorative time machines. He states that he came up with the idea because insects and machines look similar on the inside. This is what he said:
“I came across a dead beetle then located an old wristwatch. After
thinking about how much the beetle operated and looked like a
mechanical device, I decided to combine the two. After some time
dissecting the beetle and fitting it with watch parts and gears, I had
a convincing cybernetic sculpture. I have been exploring and developing
the theme ever since.” Bizarre…if you tell me..

And now there’s a watch that boasts that it can save a life.  This
wristwatch-sized radio transmitter tracks missing persons lost in the
wilderness, and has helped track Alzheimer’s patients and autistic
children successfully. Don’t go trekking to Bukit Timah without getting one of these first.

It’s time to get busy??  Well, evidently it is with the OV-Watch.  This
oh-so useful medical device is worn on the wrist and tracks fertility,
and has a much better accuracy reading than the conventional method.

The
OV-Watch also tracks a complete 6-day fertility period versus the
other traditional methods’ 2 day prediction, and it has a salt level
sensor feature that helps you predict when it’s that time to
"get-down-with-the-get-down." Have suggested that the Singapore government gives this out to married couples as part of the "Make more babies" campaign.

Strictly only for computer geeks, this is a binary watch. So you have to read the time off the watch in binary. i.e 0001,0010…. The LED elucidates the hours (8-4-2-1) and minutes in (32-16-8-4-2-1). You got to be good in computer language to read the time.

As if a binary watch is not enough to confuse ye, we have the morse code watch. Yes.. you read the time in morse code.. Hell, it even sounds out morse code! So you can tell whoever is asking you for the time, you can say,"the time now is dot, dot , space and dot, dot , dot , space, space…"

I love this…
HP has revealed its new hub for mobile devices and it’s a…
wristwatch? Yes it’s true HP has developed the first wearable
communication hub. The watch will handle a user’s connectivity
requirements. All the user’s mobile devices will simply communicate
solely with the hub.

Here’s another one of those cryptic watches that make you guess what
time it is, the JLr7 by e35 whose little J and L-shaped LEDs seem to
light up at random. Even its name seems arbitrary. How does it work? The first three
rows of lights show the hours in a 12-hour format, the fourth displays
quarter hours and the rest of the rows show minutes and seconds.

This must be how they tell time on another planet. It looks positively otherworldly with its gunmetal
finish and alien characters. Definitely not for time reading purposes.

Nowadays they are making electronics that do everything to make our
lives easier. Well how about a watch that keeps you healthy? Philip
Stein has introduced a line of high-end timepieces which combine style
and a special Teslar chip. Developed several years ago, Teslar
technology was designed to emit a signal that shields live cells from
ambient electromagnetic fields. This protection was proven by its
developers to enhance the immune system in humans exposed to it. The "Teslar Effect" claims to have provided its wearers with the
benefits of "deeper, more restful sleep; more calm and less tension;
improved concentration; increased levels of energy; an overall
improvement in well-being." The MLM people will love this…

Some lady friends of mine, mentioned to me recently that union is like a SDU-like place to them. It doesn’t come as a surprise to me as US indeed has more success at hitching up couples than SDU. After all, you get to dance with a partner of the opposite gener and sparks definitely will be ignited somehow… but sometimes, the guys misread the sparks.. they thought it’s 出电的感觉, but actually, it’s 错电的感觉.  And this will lead to a lot of unwanted attention of the desperate kind. They informed me that if I opened my eyes big enuff (bo bian, my eyes are small, cannot open big enuff leh), I will see that there will be different types of guys found in US.

I mulled over this for a few sleepless nites, and….

In the end…….

I ended up in Union Square, sipping on my glass of Gunner and started to observe and differentiate the types of guys in action…

After much visual discussion and analysis with Mr Lord Virgin and Mr bs, in general, guys in union could be classified as below… ( for generalization of ladies, click HERE)

1) The Hunter
Characteristics: The hunter is focused on a specific prey of his own liking. He won’t target just any prey. The hunter normally is a MCP, has particular preferences and knows what he wants. Therefore, he will analyse his prey before hunting them down. Once he spotted his prey, he will stay true and sticky to his prey until she is his to devour. The hunter is normally in the form of a good dancer (but there are exceptions) as he need to impress his prey with his dancing skills.. so that his prey has no excuse not to dance with him. The Hunter may sometimes be a victim of his own doing. He may very well become the Haunted.

2) The Seeker

Characteristics: The seeker doesn’t know his type of preference. As a result, he will try to know as many victims as possible in an attempt to find The ONE. You can normally see him mixing with a lot of "THE ONES" impersonators in US. After that, he will attempt to try his luck with the ones he has shortlisted until he hit jackpot. Read: Not One , but the ONES. Normally, after the seeker found his victim and managed to victimize her, they will master the disappearing act from David Copperfield. And master it they will, for they will disappear from US after that.

3) The Chiller
Characteristics : Also known as the socializer, the chiller goes there to socialise and mabbe to enjoy the music in union (doesn’t matter if he knows what the hell they are singing" … As drinks are cheap in US, you can always see the chiiler there almost every day and mixing around with ppl with a glass of beer in his hand. Occasionally, he will bo dai bo ji breaks out into,"Lai! BO DA BO LXX PX" or hijack you while you are walking past him and immediately guzzle you with a glass of beer.  Another characteristic of the chiller is that he appears to know everyone in US, from the regulars down to the waiters and waitresses.  Does he dance? Yeah. But occasionally, to songs that he digs or when when he is high on alcohol. Then he will dance like a Barbie doll…

4) The Dancer
Characteristics: The dancer just want to dance. They come to union to dance and dance and dance till their legs gave way or till mommy calls them to go home. They will try new moves every week, attend lotsa classes from different schools, watches salsa videos and then try out those damning intricate turn patterns. It’s easy to spot the dancer as you can see him come to US, put on his dancing shoes and then he will dance with dancer after dancer. When he isn’t dancing, he will either be watching other dancers dance or watch the salsa videos on the tv…They do socialise, but seldom though as they are only interested to dance.

5) The He-Ta-Chi (He-Touchy)
Characteristics: The he-ta-chi belongs to an exclusive club of guys who studied biology of a perverse kind. They know how to dance but they also likes to explore their partner’s body anatomy. They will attempt to master the skill of "Accidental but purposeful touch" on unsuspecting victims.  He-Ta-Chis are generally poor or cheapskate, as they dun have money to visit the red light district. Thus, they have to come to US for de cheap thrill. Ladies who encounter this type of dancer can wear body armor with needles on their body places where thou hand should not travel to. But He-Ta-Chis generally have a short life-span in US as they are easily discovered.

[contributed by Jeremy as an addition to the above]

The Itchy Hands aka Buaya aka Pervs aka JackAss.

- The Itchy Hands have a propensity to silky hands. Like a gliding
snake, their exploratory arms/legs/body/head criss cross into various
"places of interest". They come in many forms but they primarily
disguise themslves as proponents of the art of Salsa. Under the guile
of seemingly innocent misplaced steps, the itchy hand enjoys going
rubba-dub-dub with species of the opposite sex.

Through trial and error, most have been singled out by the community
at large, though a few trickle in now and then. With the increased
popularity of bachata, these martial art exponents of the "wandering
hand, flying fingers", have begun to be far more insidious of late,
using the context of the sacred close hold to suffocate their victims.
(PS: They are also known as conniving little bastards)

6) The Dono-doers 
Characteristics: The dono-doers do not know what they are in US for. They are like aliens, they don’t dance, don’t drink and just like to look at people dancing. Mabbe they are there to catch a glimpse of ladies in short skirts/dresses dancing, hoping to catch a peek-a-boo of the color of their 内在美 when they turn and turn and turn and their skirts flare and flare and flare. As such, they tend to clutter up the dance floor and minimize the  ever-shrinking dancing space in US. Mabbe, US should set up a yellow box for them.

7) The Tryer.
Characteristics: Mr bs informed me of this type in US today. The tryer has characteristics similar to the Seeker but he cannot multitask unlike the Seeker who can seeks a lot at one time. The tryer can only concentrate on 1 for a grace period set by himself. If he didn’t manage to achieve his target within the grace period, he will give up and move on to another target.

Contributed by Miss Meow Meow:

- The tryer also could be in the form of the super hard tryer

a guy that no gals like or have interest in, but keep fantasying that he
will find one. Jus cos he dance well, and gals dun mind dancing with
him, he tot all the gals likes him.*pengz*

The Fisher
The fisher comes from the word fisherman… and in this context, a fisher casts his net (with baits) out and see if any mermaids will be enticed by the bait and got ensnared in the net. A fisher is confident and sure of himself, having qualities or traits that will draw mermaids to him automatically. He is most likely to be a powerful Choleric/popular Sanguine, well-to-do and normally in the form of a good dancer.

Contributed by Miss Meow Meow:

The fisher sometimes cast a very wide net and try to see how many gals he can catch…but he din realise that the wider his net, the bigger the holes in the net, ultimately, he may not catch any at all.

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Well, the above are just some of the generalization of the types of guys in US. No harm and all pun intended. After all, there is nothing wrong in looking for da elusive life-long partner, be it in US or in the jungles of Africa. After all, it’s human nature to be attracted to the opposite gender in order to find a suitable partner, to mate and reproduce in order to save humanity from extinction. Surely, we don’t want to end up like the dinosaurs or the dodo bird… anyway. have fun hunting~

-Dinorazzi.

Was surfing through the web today and found the following article which talks about abandoholism… very de interesting, it talks about why some people keeps on chasing undesirable partners even though they know the person they are chasing isn’t suitable for them… Read through it and you will know why some people are 犯贱.. truth is, they can’t help doing it…

What is abandoholism?

You’ve heard of food-oholism, work-oholism, shop-oholism and, of course, alcoholism. Now here comes another, most insidious, addictive pattern – aband-oholism.

Abandoholism is a tendency to become attracted to unavailable partners. Many abandonment survivors are caught up in this painful pattern.

Abandoholism is similar to the other ‘oholisms, but instead of being addicted to a substance, you’re addicted to the emotional drama of heartbreak. You pursue hard-to-get partners to keep the romantic intensity going, and to keep your body’s love-chemicals and stress hormones flowing.

Dano : 女人不坏,男人不爱…. in other words : 犯贱…
Dino : Also applies to ladies lah… 男人不坏,女人不爱, in other words: 贱
Dano : You mati, say gals  贱, gals are going to make enemies of you… *Seo kim zhua for Dino*
Dino : ehh , ummm, i mean not all, some only…
Dano: 放屁是不能收回的!
Dino : chow turtle…see me die, u happy is it?
Dano: ABO? Lalalalalala

What makes someone an abandoholic?

Abandoholism sets in when you’ve been hurt so many times that you’ve come to equate insecurity with love. Unless you’re pursuing someone you’re insecure about, you don’t feel in love.

Conversely, when someone comes along who wants to be with you, that person’s availability fails to arouse the required level of insecurity. If you can’t feel those yearning, lovesick feelings, then you don’t feel attracted, so you keep pursuing unavailable partners.

You become psychobiologically addicted to the high stakes drama of an emotional challenge and the love-chemicals that go with it.

Abandoholism is driven by both fear of abandonment and fear of engulfment.

When you’re attracted to someone, it arouses a fear of losing that person. This fear causes you to become clingy and needy. You try to hide your insecurity, but your desperation shows through, causing your partners to lose romantic interest in you. They sense your emotional suction cups aiming straight toward them and it scares them away.

Fear of engulfment is at the opposite end of the spectrum. It occurs when someone is pursuing you and now you’re the one pulling back. You feel engulfed by that person’s desire to be with you. When fear of engulfment kicks in, you panic. Your feelings shut down. You no longer feel the connection. The panic is about your fear of being engulfed by the other person’s emotional expectations of you. You fear that the other person’s feelings will pressure you to abandon your own romantic needs.

Fear of engulfment is one of the most common causes for the demise of new relationships, but it is carefully disguised in excuses like: "He just doesn’t turn me on." Or "I don’t feel any chemistry." Or "She’s too nice to hold my interest." Or "I need more of a challenge."

Abandoholics tend to swing back and forth between fear of abandonment and fear of engulfment. You’re either pursuing hard-to-get-lovers, or you’re feeling turned off by someone who IS interested in you.

What is Abando-phobism?

Abandophobics are so afraid of rejection that they avoid relationships altogether.

Abandophobics act out their fear of abandonment by remaining socially isolated, or by appearing to search for someone, when in fact they are pursuing people who are unattainable, all to avoid the risk of getting attached to a real prospect – someone who might abandon them sooner or later.

There is a little abandophobism in every abandoholic.

For both abandoholics and abandophobics, a negative attraction is more compelling than a positive one.

Dano: FAN JIAN

You only feel attracted when you’re in pursuit. You wouldn’t join any club who would have you as a member, so you’re always reaching for someone out of reach.

How do abandoholism and abandophobism set in?

These patterns may have been cast in childhood. You struggled to get more attention from your parents but you were left feeling unfulfilled, which caused you to doubt your self-worth. Over time, you internalized this craving for approval and you learned to idealize others at your own expense. This became a pattern in your love-relationships.

Now as an adult, you recreate this scenario by giving your love-partners all of your power, elevating them above yourself, recreating those old familiar yearnings you grew accustomed to as a child. Feeling emotionally deprived and "less-than" is what you’ve come to expect.

Why does the insecurity linger?

Recent scientific research shows that rather than dissipate, fear tends to incubate, gaining intensity over time. Insecurity increases with each romantic rejection, causing you to look to others for something you’ve become too powerless to give yourself: esteem. When you seek acceptance from a withholding partner, you place yourself in a one-down position, recreating the unequal dynamics you had with your parents or peers. You choreograph this scenario over and over.

Conversely, you are unable to feel anything when someone freely admires or appreciates you.

This abandonment compulsion is insidious. You didn’t know it was developing. Until now you didn’t have a name for it: Abandoholism is a new concept.

Insecurity is an aphrodisiac.

If you are a hard-core abandoholic, you’re drawn to a kind of love that is highly combustible. The hottest sex is when you’re trying to seduce a hard-to-get lover.
Insecurity becomes your favorite aphrodisiac. These intoxicated states are produced when you sense emotional danger – the danger of your lover’s propensity to abandon you the minute you get attached.

At the other end of the seesaw, you turn off and shut down when you happen to successfully win someone’s love. If your lover succumbs to your charms – heaven forbid – you suddenly feel too comfortable, too sure of him to stay interested. There’s not enough challenge to sustain your sexual energy. You interpret your turn-off as his not being right for you.

How about following your gut?

If you’re an abandoholic, following your gut is probably what got you into these patterns in the first place. Your gut gets you to pursue someone who makes your heart go pitter pat, not because he’s the right one, but because he arouses fear of abandonment. And your gut gets you to avoid someone who is truly trustworthy, because he doesn’t press the right insecurity buttons.

Enrich your mind. Follow your wisdom. But until you overcome your abandonment compulsion, don’t follow your gut – it will only get you into trouble – because your gut tells you that unavailable people are attractive.

Razzi news: Lately, the rain has been falling in abundance but yet there are no "scandals" in abundance.

Dano: got lah, u TUD.  There, that kap po and the one they call 慈喜太后.

Dino: Oh yah hor!

Well, in fact there is.. but the lady said they ain’t officially together yet …

Dano: Dino, dino, ai ga li gong gui bai, xar bor shy one, they attached also say not attached, guy ka steady, wu zhu wu, bo zhu si bo.

Dino: ok lah, mai loh soh… siam…

… and she said she is single but not available… hmm, now that is new, as it is always the attached guys who said that they are attached but not available… anyway, I shall termed the lady here as Miss Street Directory short for Miss ST as she said she never got lost b4, not even in hong kong.. amazing… as it is always ladies who gets lost easily… a rare breed of GPS indeed. Remember to pack her in your luggage if you intend to go to those 鸟不生蛋的 country. And the guy involved here is whom she coined affectionately as Mr Froggy.. Now, when I got to know of this nick, I thought, oh, he is born in the year of the Frog…

Dano: BRO! you call yourself CHINESE???? XIA SUAY LEH! 十二生笑 where got KUP BO???

ok.. sala, no frog in the 12 chinese horoscopes *locked Dano up* … then I looked at him, bo leh, up, down, left, right,back, or in his birthday suit, he doesn’t look like a frog leh… then i deduced that our miss ST either

1) loves to watch sesame street when young, and her fav character is Elmo.

Dano: wah lau, it’s KERMIT, not ELMO! You dinosaur….

OR

2) has this fantasy being a princess where she kisses a frog and *KABOOM* the frog bo dai bo ji turns into a white-horse prince. hmm.. ok he is not so fair.. alters to tanned-horse prince…

Anyway, whether they are confirmed or not doesn’t matter as it is known to all, even the waitresses in union up to the doorbells , i mean bell boys over at Amara Hotel…. (close your mouth, Miss ST, its unsightly)…  cos you can see their PASSION , the look, the electricity (BZZZZZ)that is generated in their eyes… I was taught this skill by Mr ERA.. during one sianz and boring night at union. We were sitting down and observing people… trying to catch the look that is generated by underground couples and then suddenly, we saw this couple throwing glances at each other, a wink here and a wink back… woah! Scandalous! But well, all these are scandals for another day…

-Dinorazzi

Okie, since I have posted why life without a girlfriend is cool, one of my girl friends sent me the article below and insisted I post it, to be fair to the fairer sex… and so here it is… 23 reasons why Life without a Boyfriend Rocks…

Reason 1:

"We don’t have to be with them all the time, ignoring all
  our other work."
  Though it may come as a major surprise to guys, they are not the only thing
  in a girl’s life. There’s stuff, you know, things to do. Classes to attend,
  chapters to study, phonecalls to make, movies to go to. In short, they are
  busy, busy, busy. And as soon as a girl turns into a gf, she is expected to
  leave work and play and attend to her guy-constantly.

Reason 2:
"We don’t have to look good all the time."
  About 89 percent of a girl’s pocket money gets, well, uuuh, okaayyy, wasted
  on various shades, shapes and sizes of clothes, shoes and make-up. The rest
  (and more if possible) of her time goes in applying this variety of stuff to
  herself. After all this effort, what will your bf say? Nothing. Usually, he
  won’t even notice. Not worth the trouble, gals.

Reason 3:
"Talking on the phone will not become a strict rule"
There is a difference between need and want. However, a brand of human being, called ‘the boyfriend’, is totally unaware of this fact. Girls like talking on the phone, yes, but only when they want to. Would you want to face a sitch where your fave pastime becomes a necessity?

Reason 4:
"We can have a new
date every Saturday."
Aha! Who doesn’t want that?! But, and this is not an ordinary ‘but’, enter the
bf (yes, the dragon) and out goes your plan of dating other guys straight
through the window. No matter how much you-can-be-friends-with-anybody kind of
talk happens before you start going around, once that guy turns into a bf,
well, let’s say-Things Change.

Reason 5:
"We don’t have to give a minute-by-minute
account of where we went and what we did to anyone."
If you have a bf you probably know better, but for the benefit of the beginner,
one simple test-tell your guy that you were out somewhere. Do it, just try. At
first all he’s likely to say is ‘you were?’, but wait till you say ‘yeah’ in
return. You will hear so many whos, wheres and whys that you will soon question
why he’s there at all!

Reason 6:
"We can give time to
our other friends."
A friend in need is a friend indeed, but if you are going to depend on a bf to
be around in times of need, well, best of luck. What is sure to happen is that
you are going to lose out on your other friends, what with your days, hours and
seconds occupied by him. And, where there is no friend… there still remains
need, only no one to attend to it.

Reason 7:
"No worries, no
compromises, no promises and not many disappointments."
If we could throw worries, compromises, promises and disappointments far, far,
away from our lives forever, ah! What a life that would be… but that’s a bit
of wishing high, isn’t it? There’s nothing stopping you, though, from getting
rid of some of these evils. Like… huh… boyfriends?

Reason 8:
"We won’t lose our peace of mind."
We hope none of you are out to attain nirvana yet, but that doesn’t mean a girl
can’t want her bit of peace. Boyfriends never agree with anything that you
think, say or do. Fight over this and fight over that… basically, everything.
Stay clear. Peace.

Reason 9:
"We don’t have to listen to their endless
advice."
One would think that to have parents is torture enough, what with all the don’t
do thises and don’t do thates. But, if you thought that is torture, wonder what
will you call what happens to a girl with a bf. Boyfriends have read in some
book (obviously a misprint) that they are responsible for their gfs’, well,
life. So, having a bf means having two sets of parents. You dig?

Reason 10:
"We don’t have to feel bad about deceiving
someone and can be guilt free!"
If you are getting rid of the evils, why not do away with another one-guilt.
You get really sweet on a guy, but one fine day realize… uh oh, it’s getting
a bit too sweet. Whaddyado? If you tell him straight, he deflates like a
balloon. And guilt stares right at you. A for Avoid.

Reason 11:
"We can breathe more"
Boyfriends are a dangerous breed, they cling to you, stay around you all the
time, and, if you get a moment away, you’ll probably find them lurking about
somewhere in the dark. Stickers, that’s the word.

Reason 12:
"We can talk about our
celeb crushes without anyone turning green in colour." Teen years are the most easily influenced time of our lives. But, if every time
we wanna get influenced by a cute hunk and get totally bowled over by him and
our bfs come fuming to us, how are we supposed to get influenced? Blocking
experience, that’s what bfs do.

Reason 13:
"If we had a bf, we would want/have to be
totally like him, and you can only be cool when you are different."
Well, we can hear some voices saying ‘then don’t be like him’, but these voices
obviously belong to girls who have not yet experienced what it is like to have
a bf. If you don’t get mushed up enough to lose your identity yourself, they
will want you to be like them. And there goes your identity again, and you
can’t let it go just like that, yaar!

Reason 14:
"I can spend all my
money on me!"
Money, hmmm… we were beginning to miss it. Girls seem to lead a not very
money-oriented life. It’s funny how, as soon as you have a bf, strange sounding
occasions to celebrate crop up from every nook and cranny, and celebration
means gift means money. No bf, no gift. You can treat yourself instead!

Reason 15:
"We’ll have more
intellectual discussions with our friends."
Listening to girls talk can be quite educational to people who want to study
human behaviour. Take two groups of girls. One with girls who have bfs and the
other with girls who are living happily. Just listen to them talk to each
other. You will know to what extent bfs corrupt girls’ conversation, if we can
call it that.

Reason 16:
"We can talk to other boys without anybody
trying to listen to every word."
If you have friends, you gotta talk. I mean, isn’t this one of the universal
rules or something? But, how can you talk to someone when there is a ear trying
to steal every word before you say it? You might find a
you-can-talk-to-other-guys kind of bf but what you will never find, girls, is a
bf without The Ear.

Reason 17:
"We can have loads of guy friends and get a
lot of attention."
C’mon, don’t look shocked, after all, one of you have said it! And who doesn’t
like a little, okay, a lot of attention? Especially when it comes from the
opposite sex. Find us someone who says she doesn’t and we’ll find you a pink
panther. If you already agree with us, and are wondering ’so what’s the deal?’,
think boyfriend, jealousy, and the result.

Reason 18:
"We don’t have to hide our r/s from our friends for being together."
Nowadays, underground tunneling dating is popular, where dating couples go dating in matrix dress up, to avoid being recognised by people…and when you are spotted amid your disguise, they will say, no lah, dinner only, friends only…

Reason 19:
"No bf, no warmth… therefore life is
cool. And cool rules!!!"
If guys thought they are the only ones who thought of this… surpriiieeese!
It’s pretty cool, though. The thought. And pretty simple as well-if you don’t
have a hot, hot affair, you won’t get into hot, hot problems and life will
remain… cool, cool, cool!!!

Reason 20:
"FREEDOM!"
U2 says "We only fly, we only fly, for freedom…". Wish somebody
would go and tell them it’s not quite an easy thing to do, you know, flying and
all. If it were, you’d probably see everybody floating right above your heads.
So, we try and get freedom in every little way that we can. Get a bf and it’s a
step, no, leap backwards. Don’t just believe us, try it.

Reason 21:
"We can keep dreaming about our future love
rather than clinging to one already."
We should dream, always. So, we dream about our future and build up this ideal
life with a great job, greater fame and the greatest guy ever! And then comes
along a bf and whooosh goes your dream. I mean, you aren’t counting on your bf
being that dreamguy, are you?!

Reason 22:
"We don’t have to be insecure all the
time"
God, there’s no end to the list of evils! Here’s another one-insecurity. First,
you suffer days and months at length getting chased by-or chasing-a guy, and
then, you get him. You keep wondering (wonder why) whether he really loves you,
whether he’s telling the truth, where he really is… not good, not good.

Reason 23:
"We can cry, laugh, do whatever we want
while watching a movie."
If you cry, you are over-senti, if you laugh out loud, you are insanely
kiddish, if you sit through a movie silently, you are an expressionless,
cold-hearted person. There’s no way you can get your movie-watching habits just
right for your boyfriend. The moral of the story-if you wanna enjoy your
movies, leave your guy at the popcorn stall. Forever.

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Disclaimer: The author does not hold any responsibility for any unusual happenings between couples that might occur as a result of reading the above information. 

Okie, here’s a consolidation of salsa rueda videos which I have managed to find on the web and posted them on my multiply website below… dedicated to those who hears the command "Dido Koropok E Botak" and goes "ah? apa??" and did a mannequin and then kena ona bulla.

Salsa Rueda videos

Enjoy~