Gotcha for J&E!
Tuesday, October 17th, 2006Singapore/Club 58- For those of you who are wondering if Mr J and Miss E are a couple, wonder no more as Razzi news has got confirmation (actually a slip of the tongue) by Miss E herself. For those who are wondering who Mr J and Miss E are, well, if you do not know, that means it’s not for you to know. 
Mr P has advised me to use anonymous names for my victims to remain anonymous so that I won’t get murdered at night. Anyway, as you might all have known, Mr J and Miss E has been playing catch-us-if-you-can and the yes-you-are-a-couple, no-we-are-not game. Credit to them, they have left us guessing for a long time whether they are together. In fact, club 58 members are rooting for them to be together. As the saying goes, there is no smoke without fire, and there is no tsunami without earthquake. If you guys have noticed (if you don’t, it means either you are a postman (eyes tak stamps) or you are living in Iraq or being big foot hiding in the mountains), look at the way they dance, especially bachata, you can feel FIRE, (hmm fire is too strong, wait sekali burned them out), the connection between them. As you all know, Bachata is a dance of love, and indeed true to its roots, you can feel the love, the passion growing and emitting from them when they dance. (guess after this blog, a lot of ppl will be fixing their eyes on J&E whenever they dance). Also, if you notice, they both like to use the word "rubbish". I wonder , who learned it from who first. But I recently asked Miss E, and she said that she used the word long ago. So I guess, it’s Mr J who learned from Miss E.
All being said and done, however, you need proof of the existence of a relationship between them. For example, in the case of Tarcie and Michael ( btw, these 2 have disappeared or either migrated to somewhere as they literally disappeared into thin air) bo dai bo ji holding hands in union. And Terence and Serene, who openly declared they are a couple. Razzi news has hounded J&E since the dawn of eve and adam but failed to get anything out of them. I guess, their favourite pastime when they were kids is to play dumb for when you asked them, are you guys a couple, they will give you the *blur and huh!? look* and says, "no we ain’t. We are good friends." But interestingly enough, the signs are telling, for example, the electrifying and romantic connection between them when dancing, the delivering and sending back of Miss E home, although 1 lives in the east and one lives in the south. Oh well, I can almost hear them say,"On the way to union mah." My bro, all roads in Singapore leads to union. But only one road in the southern part of the island leads to your heart.
Also, we have a reliable source who wishes to call himself Mr P in witnessing an incident which finally ended their hide and seek game. He and a certain Miss C were having teo-chew mueh at Henderson on 06/10/06. It was mid autumn festival, full moon, romantic night. And it was somewhat quite late. While they are eating, with all the food on the table (this is important, you must note that there are food on the table), the roving and ever-alert eyes of Mr P caught something. He dropped his tao gua, refocuses, zoom in and saw a suspicious couple holding hands. He couldn’t be sure, what if he got it wrong? What if it isn’t them? A rush of adrenaline rushes into his blood. He camouflages himself, went into the leopard crawl, took out his binoculars. And Yes, target confirmed. It’s J&E holding hands. Ho Seh Liao, he knows that all efforts will come to naught if he didn’t capture the kodak moment. He ransacked his bag for a camera, shit, dun have, he asked Miss C for her hp quickly, Miss C was still happily munching on her tao gua, oblivious to the frantic actions of Mr P or mabbe she is too used to this kind of kan-cheong mandi actions of Mr P that she just can’t be bothered. When he finally got the camera, *#@*%, they are no longer holding hands. So Mr P and Miss C just lie low in the shadows, like a cheetah stalking its prey, waiting to catch them in the act again. But J&E are no walkovers, my guess is that they noticed P&C were there as well and they decided to act nonchalantly and walk over to P&C and says,"Hi, such a coincidence, what are you 2 doing here?" (Give them a good acting award, ppl. Bro, they are in a coffeshop, they have the food on the table, P&C are holding their chopsticks and spoons and you asked a million dollar question… "hi what are you 2 doing here?") *SILENCE* *Miss C and Mr P looks at their food and looks at J&E* I think in their mind, they are thinking,"what else could we be doing here in a teochew mueh coffeshop?"
Well, you could say, J&E are just meeting up for supper, that doesn’t mean anything. Yeah, of cos, it doesn’t mean anything. But, will you come from the East to have supper with someone in the South? That signifies that distance isn’t a factor for a couple in love. And that they are holding hands (and its not on the dancefloor) means that they are dating. Now, don’t tell me they are holding hands and going to dance ok? You don’t dance in a bloody coffeeshop. Ok, mabbe the floor is slippery and Mr J, being a gentleman, holds her delicate hand to prevent her from falling.
Ok, fair enough, so we sincerely asked Miss E when they started. She die die , live live won’t admit. Kudos to her for being tight lipped or mabbe she is shy. Manz, what’s there to be shy about? Miss E is a good lady and Mr J is a fine man. You couldn’t ask for more and club 58 members are waiting and rooting in anticipation of them being together till their hair grows white. Thus, our reporter hounded her for more information, throwing leads, baits in the hope of catching her in a slip of the tongue and the break through finally came.
Reporter: Miss E, when did you 2 started?
Mr T : I tell you, they started before me.
Miss E: where got? don’t anyhow guess hor. Rubbish.
Reporter : You know, we guessed that you 2 started when you 2 are dancing bachata, you 2 have the chemistry and connection leh. And he always send u to and fro from union. So our guess is that you 2 have already started then. Confirmed. Right guys?
Mr T and Mr P: Yeah!
Miss E: No leh, at that time, we are not a couple yet hor. *GOTCHA*
Miss E: huh? *pauses* *realization sets in* Dinooooooooooooooooooooo, you tricked me!!!!
Reporter: lalalalalala
Ladies and gentlemen, I rest my case 
Club 58 members and well wishers, kindly give your accolades towards this new couple in the comments section.
Cheers,
Dinorazzi.
FootNote: J &E, the purpose of this post is not to embarass you 2.
It’s never my intention to do that. It’s for all of us who knows you to be happy for you 2 and to share your joy. We have been waiting
for one hell of a time for you 2 to be together but we ain’t sure cos
you 2 are making it a low profile. and having us guessing. And I can’t post until I have confirmation that you 2 are together. And I only post the ppl I care
about, of whom I treated as my friends. And everyone is delighted that you
2 are together.
